How to get FREE BEER!!! (no purchase necessary)

I love free beer. In fact, free beer seems to always taste better than beer that i pay for. a couple of years ago i discovered this nifty little secret that makes beer absolutely free.... well free to you anyway... Just follow my 3 step plan and you'll be enjoying free beer in no time....

• First you are going to need a case of beer. If you don't want to pay for it, you can hang out at a party or somewhere someone else has one and grab their empty case. Also be sure to grab a couple empty cans from the case. One will do, but just in case you need more than one it's always good to have a couple.

• Look for the customer service number on the case or the cans (questions/comments). Call that number and tell them that when you bought your case, there were like 4 or 5 half empty beers in it. Tell them that the cans didn't look like that had been opened in any way, just that they were only half full. they will ask you for some numbers off of the can and off of the case that they came out of. Then they will ask you for an address where they can ship you a coupon for a free case of beer.

• Get your coupon and get drunk!!!!!!

I don't recommend doing this to often but i have done it at least once a year for the past 10 years.
CHEERS!!! Good luck.